this is from another forum I go to (not rubik's related) it's really fun if everyone particapates one person asks a stupid question and then someone answars it with a truthful or stupid answar. then they ask a question and so on and so forth.

I'll start

who is the idiot who came up with never say never? Didn't you just say it?

Never!

If winners never quit and quitters never win, Where the heck did quit while yo're ahead come from?

Why do people park on driveways and drive on parkways????

Because drivways are not for driving on.


Where exactly is waldo??????????

The expressin, and title to the James Bond movie, was "Never say never again."

At any rate, I never said, "never again!"



A joke among head hunters?

What is that, a head in the road?



The same reason golfers cheat on fairways.

DJ

you have to ASK a question.

but I will for you.

Who decided stars were shaped like that on paper?

The kid whose excuse was, "but, teacher, my homework went nova!"

I did ask a question: "What is that, a head in the road?"

Now I have to ask another one.

What do you say to a naked lady?

David J

Isnt a "near-miss" actually a hit?

of course it is

why do people say "heads up." do they want to hit you in the face?

Which came first, the chicken or the egg.

The egg, unless you are talking about a chicken egg, then the chicken and the chicken egg emerge at the same time. This is because the chicken, as a new species, is only viable as a new species when it can reproduce. The appearance of the first chicken egg validates that creature's chickenhood.

What you say to a naked lady is, "What have you got on, your mind?"

David J

Why yes. And it even reproduces asexually. Didn't you ever wonder why they came in packages of 1 OR 2?

Is the hokey pokey really what it's all about?

DUH it always has and allways will be


who's the idiot who said,"Cows got those things hangin down, I think I'll pull on them and drink what ever comes out."

Where is the hole after you eat the donut?

it grows

if you planted a cheerio would it grow into a donut tree

Who is the idiot who took a dump on his crop, and realized they grew better?

The same one who coined the term, "Holy Crap!"

What does a 500 pound canary say?

*

CHEEP!

What goes up a chimney down, but not down a chimney up?

an umbrella

What has wheels and flies, but is not an aircraft?

A fly driving a car

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A woodchuck would chuck all the wood a wood chuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

How do you hide an elephant in a cherry tree?

A garbage truck.



Paint her toenails red.

How do you hide an elephant in an apple tree?

How do you know it's a female elephant then?
(This isn't part of the answer/ask game).

because her toenails are painted...

what time is it when an elephant sits on your face?

It is time to start praying that the elephant didn't have chilli beans for dinner...


Is there life in mars bars?

Ooooh thats a slippery slope, it depends if you believe that almond life begins at conception....

is skateboarding really a crime?

of coarse not.

why doesn't earth have a cool nick name like mars?(red planet)

Our planet has lots of cool nicknames: the Big Blue Marble, Home, the Third Rock (from the Sun) and Spaceship Earth, to name a few.

Who named jumbo shrimp, anyway?

DJ

i don't know, this one is pretty obscure, but...
Billy Mays invented the saying "jumbo shrimp".
(if you get that, then you are either divine, or you watch too much TV).

when is 2 and 2 actually 22?