Okay I've finally put my website back online after an extended absence (of about 5 years!). It's hand written in HTML, so it's pretty basic, but the words are all there. They're the important bit. Honest.
http://www.geocities.com/aphid_greene/
It has up-to-date news from around the world (let's see how long I can keep that up...) as well as, er, other stuff *ahem. I could have given this post more thought*
Anyway, even if only one person finds it even vaguely not-crap, I will consider it a complete success. Possibly. Oh god, what have I done... too ... muchh .... .... .......